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Attention Ms Katee Sackhoff!!!: If this is your first visit to TeamSpank HQ, please check in at the
Yo Katee
page, before you do anything else. Katee, we are truly sorry for all of this - but not!
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..cyberhome to Spankers spanning the entire globe and shrine to our TeamLeader, Katee Sackhoff.
If you don't know who Katee is already, then aren't you in for a treat! Happy times and happy spanking...
ATTENTION: ERICK SACKHOFF
| TeamSpank humbly apologises to you for commandeering your nickname. We didn't mean it. It just sort of happened by itself. It was natural evolution. We got so caught up in the awesome coolness of it that we failed to understand it's true origins and grasp the sibling rivalry factor. You've got to admit though, 'TeamSpank' is a pretty awesome name for a fan club. So punchy. So textured. So easy to spell. We are truly sorry, but this thing has now spun out of control. There are now Spankers active in around 70 countries. It's an epidemic. Your sister should probably shoulder some of the blame for letting the cat out of the bag. Without that reveal, we'd just be "The Katee Sackhoff Fan Club" or something equally lame-arse like that. You wouldn't want that for your sis now would you? "Team Katee" .... weak sauce. Attention World *** ERICK SACKHOFF IS THE ONE TRUE SPANK *** The rest are just pretenders with far too much spare time and no apparent lives of their own (excluding your sis - "LittleSpank" - and "MaSpank" of course). These Spank Pretenders should perhaps try to get out of the house at some point and participate in life. Hmm. Hey by the way (One True) Spank, who was it who first started calling Katee "Little Spank"? They probably need to shoulder some of the blame as well. UPDATE The Spankers are most relieved to have received the happy news that Erick Sackhoff - The One True Spank - has graciously accepted our apology. Phew. Our very existence was in peril there for a little while. It totally hung in the balance. The Spankers would be uncontrollably squeeing right now except we can't because that word is banned in our forum, (it's too uncool for TeamSpank). [One True] Spank also passed on the news that it was his bud, Colin Anderson, who first dubbed Katee "lil' spank". Mr Anderson, this TeamSpank thing is on your head. It all comes back to you (with a little help from us, admittedly). Thanks once again Spank aka Nubs aka Mr Erick Sackhoff. Now the (pretend) Spankers can get a grip and move on.
Erick Sackhoff Official Spank Certificate
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To operate the mini-gallery above, point your mouse towards the left or right hand side of the rectangle and the pics will rotate. Exciting stuff. Woohoo! If you find the 'sweet spot', Katee's heads will actually rotate really fast. If you click on any of the little pics, a large version will pop up in the middle of the screen and you'll also be blessed with some essential facts about our illustrious TeamLeader.
Site visitors can now create an account and contribute to the SpankBlog. Look below for the login thingie. You can add pretty much whatever you like as long as it's vaguely Katee or TeamSPank related (except nasty stuff and smut). If you create an account, it's preferable that you to use the suffix "SPank" in your username, to show solidarity with your Leader. TeamSpank account holders get a few little surprises that aren't available to non-Spankers. We also have The Treehouse - our TeamSpank forum - where you can usually find other Spankers to chat to around the clock. n.b. The Spanker site doesn't contain anything smutty but we do let rip with the occasional colourful turn of phrase. Spankers also tend to be a bit juvenile when we congregate online - it's often been said that we have the combined maturity level of an average 7 year old. Just so you know. |
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ContemplateYourSpank
This months TeamSpank topic for contemplation is:
Why does Meatball get so much more media coverage than Nelly B? (TeamSpank wants a Nelly photo).
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